Big Lou’s Little Girl by Stanley Singleton

“Big Lou’s Little Girl”
Little Lexiann is guaranteed to put a smile in your heart

“In the small bathroom, I ate bacon and cried because tomorrow Lucy Kim was going to ruin my life when she tells everyone in homeroom that her 4ft grandfather made my muscle man father take out his trash and clean up Korean poop. Between now and tomorrow morning I have to find a way to be rushed to the ER and get a few days home.”